Reporter: After the deposition, Kathy Geiss’s lawyer had this rebuttal.
Teddy Ruxpin: My name is Teddy Ruxpin. Can you and I be friends?
Kenneth: Oh my sir. It looks like you got a bad case of the Chew Daddies. Ozark Kisses. The Woodsman Companion? Bed bugs. They’re a big problem in New York.
Jack: I don’t have bed bugs, Kenneth. I went to Princeton.
Kenneth: Sir, anyone can get them. Back in Stone Mountain even the mayor had bed bugs. And she…was a horse.
Tell her that you want your privates and her privates to do a high-five.
Tell her her butt look like an apple and you want to take a bite.
Tell her she’s got some big old Bitties like the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
Tell her you want her to donate her body to science and you’re science.
Tell her Jack!
![Jack: Why don’t we make this easy on ourselves and renew your existing contract with a 3% increase.Tracy: [pauses for a long time] Ok. Sorry it took me so long to answer. I was just thinking about how weird it is that we eat birds.](http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksapjg2LTq1qzhu5zo1_500.png)
Jack: Why don’t we make this easy on ourselves and renew your existing contract with a 3% increase.
Tracy: [pauses for a long time] Ok. Sorry it took me so long to answer. I was just thinking about how weird it is that we eat birds.
Jack: Step into the light, Lemon. There’s nothing wrong with being fun and popular and just giving people what they want. Ladies and Gentlemen, Jay Leno.
